1. Granny Jammies
Oh boy will she feel beautiful sporting this little ditty. What woman wouldn't love this form flattering, plaid tent to get tangled up in while sleeping.
2. Lotions and Potions
Unless it is some kind of special lotion that you know she uses, one that maybe she doesn't buy everyday, I would stay away from something like this that she probably already has a stockpile of under the bathroom sink.
3. ANY Kitchen Appliance (or pots and pans....anything you use to cook actually)
Happy Mother's Day....now cook me something!
4. Cleaning Supplies
Unless you are looking for a way to never have to speak to her again, DO NOT shower her with this lovely gift.
5. ANY Diet or Self Help Book
Honestly, do you really need an explanation on this one?
This is just pure laziness, even a home-made card is better than this, at least with a home-made card you took the time to scribble something down...
7. Coupons for Hugs/Favors